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| Meat Cake Reissues ONE (reissues comics #1, #2, #4) |
Meat Cake Reissues TWO (reissues comics #5, #6, #7) |
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| Welcome to my Victorian dark fantasy fractured fairytale world, where everyone is dressed to the nines, even if they are complete freaky weirdos.
Victorians thought it was fun to shock themselves with the new invention, ELECTRICITY!
Flying moths! Two-headed siamese cats attack siamese twins, and are still able to put money in the bank! Comix that read one way to see the first part of the story, then turn the page over to read the rest.
A girl named Richard Dirt (BTW it was a close call that I didn't use this name instead of Dame Darcy as my pen name, what a different world it would be for me now) goin' to the pet store to buy a giant headless breaded scampi selfish shellfish as a pet, and having to train it with a bra during batting practice.
Eating lots of cake! A fake pregnancy and near death experience! Effluvia the mermaid driving in a car and getting a job at the freak show with Strega Pez the witch that speaks only through pez. Fillies! Ghosts! Invisible avator girl! The days of the week as a poem! Pussy lickin on the bus by a warewolf! Double yolked egg magic! A snail possessed by a parasite! Stained Glass baby made with real baby bones! Did Jesus appear in a pancake or is it Abraham Lincoln? Wax Wolf hides in a snowman to grab girls' tits! Spontaneous generation and existence forgets things. Principles of magnetism! Learn CPR! Will O' the Wisp Octopus! |
Debate...If a ghost tried to drive a car it would be pulled over for being a driverless car.
The grandmother that saves her granddaughter from beyond the grave.
Honey, bees, and siamese twin voles in a giant "ant farm" vole hill.
The ghost filly, the uselessness of everything, lucky wishes, Cancer as a astrology sign.
Goin' to the fair spook house. Doppelgangers! Dolls that come back from the dead through telekinsis, to wreck vengence on a mermaid murderer.
Paper dolls! A dwarf girl and a 8 year old work together at the circus and no one can tell them apart so they rob a bank and live at an orphanage. A girl whos father is a scientist and mother is a horse because he gestated her in a horse.
Knitting cosies for everything in the house and being encased in cosies like a moth.
A fun map of Sobriety Straight, where the Meat Cake characters live.
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| Paper Doll Dreams |
E Z Bake Coven 2010 CalenDarcy |
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| Dame Darcy's Paper Doll Dreams is truly dreamy indeed, one of a kind, hand painted and hand bound luxurious color cover, printed on pastel cardstock signed by author.
Color, cut out, and play with your paper dolls featuring your favorite characters from Meat Cake, Effluvia the Mermaid, Siamese twins Hindrance and Perfidia, Strega pez witch that speaks through pez dispensed through her slit throat, Wax Wolf, undead wolf made from real wolf hair and wax, and much much more! They have elaborate and crazy amounts of fancy couture fashion, accessories, and they talk too! Speaking in word bubbles, Granny for instance says “I turned a few heads in my day, and a few stomachs too!"
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NEW E Z BAKE COVEN 2010 CALENDARcy with two bonus months through February 2011. Hand crafted. Features Pagan celebrations as well as spells and other fun things to try at home. The calendar comes in a random assortment of colors. |
